Mary Eliza Massengill

Captain of Clients


Favorite Quote

“Too Legit, Too Legit To Quit. ”

– MC Hammer

Fun Facts

1. I am known for my matchmaking skills - 3 successful marriages so far.
2. I have seen the movie Under the Tuscan Sun (aka UTTS) over 280 times.
3. I don’t have a middle name & neither do my grandmothers.
4. I could eat hard shell tacos every day for the rest of my life.
5. I have had 37 cell phones in the last 14 years.
6. I have an adopted manatee named Lysie that lives in Florida.
7. When I saw Willie Nelson for the first time I cried.
8. I was on a stomp team in high school.